Mark Harmon & Other Nifty Seeds of Creative Genius

I’ve been doing this blog-thing for a little while now, and I’m doing my best to post something consistently, just like all the expert bloggers advise (“expert” denoting anyone who knows more about it than me, which means there are a lot of experts).  If I’ve learned anything at all during this little exercise, it’s that with writing a weekly blog comes a significant amount of pressure.  It seems the closer my self-imposed deadline gets, the more time I spend in the middle of a creative desert, with no water to drink or anybody to talk to.  Yes, I know that there are others out there writing daily or hourly, and I can’t speak for them; but this weekly gig  is about as easy as climbing out of the Grand Canyon, on your knees, alone, sans donkey.

However, all is not lost, because, being the dedicated, hopeful, and persistent writer that I am, I will find a way to forge a path across said desert to arrive at the lush, green, idea-filled oasis that is rumored to exist on the other side.  I just have to figure out how I’m going to do that.

I need a plan that, ideally, will not involve research, because I hate research…and not because it’s hard or boring.  I hate it because I cannot stay focused on just one topic.  Something I read while looking for something else always sends me tacking in an entirely different direction, and before I know it, I’m reading about jelly beans when I should be learning about polar bears.

So, anyway, I stumbled upon the following set of questions while recently not researching on the internet, the answers to which are supposed to provide some needed inspiration.  I wish I could tell you where I found them, but alas, no one said anything about taking notes.  They were much harder to answer than I thought they would be; I probably know more about the guy who delivers my morning paper than I do about myself, which I find quite ironic, given my answer to the first question:

1.  What do I feel strongly about?

  • Self-awareness – Everyone should understand why they cut in front of me in the fast lane on the highway and then slow down to five miles per hour under the speed limit.
  • Punctuality – Not being somewhere on time is equivalent to breaking a contract, in my opinion, and offenders found guilty should be required to attend a time management course every six months for life.  I’m sorry to say that without tort reform, this will never happen.
  • My weight – Let’s just say this is up there with world peace.
  • Mark Harmon – Who doesn’t feel strongly about Mark Harmon?!?

2.  What excites and motivates me?

  • Joe Bonamassa – Smooth, incredible, sexy blues!
  • History – I suppose this could go hand-in-hand with self-awareness…how can we know ourselves if we don’t know from whence we came?  For example, it’s highly probable that I’m a writer because my father played the accordion.
  • Fear – This motivates me to run. Very Fast.
  • Laptops – They come in designer colors and have pretty, sparkling lights when they’re thinking.  And I like that.

3.  How do I spend most of my time?

  • Thinking about writing – Isn’t it obvious?
  • Regretting the past –  Why, oh why, did I put all that money into those slot machines?
  • Worrying about the future – Will social security be solvent?  What kind of world will my grandchildren inherit?  Will my 16-year old dishwasher flood the kitchen?
  • Dazed and confused – Caused by worrying about the future and regretting the past and thinking about writing.  All at the same time.

4.  What events have impacted my life?

  • Marriage – Both of them.
  • Divorce – If one must lose weight really fast, this diet works wonders.
  • Birth of my son – This event, more than any other, has made me the grandmother I am today.
  • Cancellation of “Star Trek” – This, and the release of  “Star Trek – The Motion Picture” sent me into a blue funk that lasted until “Star Trek – The Wrath of Khan.”

5.  What types of reading do I enjoy?

  • Anything other than William Faulkner – I have no more brain cells left with which to comprehend what he’s talking about…they died a long time ago.
  • Biography – And only if the subject has been dead for a while.
  • Books with time travel in them…the last remaining, totally fantastical subject matter that has absolutely no chance of becoming reality.
  • Nutrition labels – Fiber, fiber, fiber.

So, do I feel inspired?  Yes, I think so.

Shoot – I could do 750 words on Mark Harmon alone!

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About Cindy Thrasher

What about me? Good question. As soon as I figure it out, I'll let you know. In the meantime, let's just say I exist. In Texas. With a husband. In a house. With two dogs.

Posted on June 30, 2011, in The Road to Fame & Fortune and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Linda Gregory

    Having spent nearly all day watching Season 5 of NCIS, I look forward to Mark Harmon.

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