Just in case you missed me…

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything in this space, and maybe there are a few of you (optimistically speaking) who have wondered, perhaps unconsciously within the dark recesses of your minds, just where the heck I’ve been.

Then again, maybe not, but I’ll tell you anyway.

I have no clue.

Which is, under any circumstances whatsoever, strictly par for my course. It’s very seldom that I have a clue about anything at all, let alone where time went. But went it did. So, in the new tradition of the annual “what we did, how we did it, and who we did it with” letter that many of us find enclosed in our Christmas cards these days, here’s a brief synopsis (in no particular order) of what I did, how I did it, and who I did it with (unless I didn’t get a release letter, in which case names will be changed to protect my delicate heiny).

For starters, there was Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is the official gateway to the Holiday Season, and is always an accurate indicator on how the rest of the season will go for me, like Punxsutawney Phil’s winter forecast. If I plan to eat by noon but don’t actually sit down until 2:00, chances are better than 99.9% that I’ll be in the mall on Christmas Eve, a good thirty days behind schedule. I don’t have any problem with the cooking part, it’s the execution…I always forget to do something. One year it was rolls. This year it was cornbread dressing. I know…pathetic, right? Especially since it comes straight out of a box.

Then, my husband and I recently attended both of our office Christmas parties, events which will mark from this point forward December 2011 as one of those rare historical anomalies scientists will be studying for years to come, like sunspots or the Dead Sea Scrolls. Amazingly, both were a lot of fun, but I must say that mine forever changed the way I viewed the world and my place in it. I discovered that Scotch is a poor substitute for tequila, and is not enhanced whatsoever by a wedge of lime. It does, however, serve very well as a chaser for Cabernet Sauvignon.

I booked a trip to Scotland and Ireland. After I finished reading the latest book in the “Outlander” series (which I’ve mentioned in this space before), I discovered via the author’s website that the next book won’t be out until 2013. I was struck with such an acute sense of loss that I decided the only thing I could do to alleviate the extreme (and if there was another word more extreme than “extreme,” I’d use it) discomfort of withdrawal was to spend a zillion dollars and go to Scotland. It’s therapeutic…and I intend to file on my insurance.

And, last but not least, (and what I consider to be my crowning achievement), I learned how to spell “ubiquitous.”

Using it in a sentence, though, will have to wait until 2012.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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About Cindy Thrasher

What about me? Good question. As soon as I figure it out, I'll let you know. In the meantime, let's just say I exist. In Texas. With a husband. In a house. With two dogs.

Posted on December 13, 2011, in Mulligan Stew and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. ubiquitous……..had to look it up and doubt I could pronounce it properly. Now was it really that difficult to write this? Worth the wait though and I envy your trip. I’ve been kicking around the idea of going to Italy but think I’d rather put the money toward the house remodel. Hope you and yours have a very Merry Christmas

  2. Janice Highsmith

    I was missing you! Am looking forward to getting together, if only briefly, with family in the next few weeks. I tried to resist the need to have lights adorning the front porch, but gave in anyway. The best part is getting to enjoy the holiday with my precious granddaughter. Hope you have a blessed Christmas!

  3. Grandchildren help keep us in the game, don’t they? Enjoy the holidays with yours!

  4. I’ve been missing you and waiting patiently for another blogbycindy! good to see you!

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